58 greeting cards. one line, on a tee and a hoodie.
made in melbourne. shipped from melbourne. that's it.
we are late. it will be worth it, marginally.
counting down to some cardboard and two garments. remain seated.
inside: “everyone has moved to the shed. it is also 39 degrees in the shed.”
that's a real card. no reveal is coming. it does not get funnier in october.
teeblack / bone
hoodieblack / bone
chest strip, screen printed, one line, no back print. inner neck label reads “contains no sentiment.” pricing announced closer to october.
reviews from people who have not received anything
“there is no product. there is only a countdown.”
waiting list #0007 / brunswick
one email in october. then almost none, realistically.
enter an email. it's the only field.
2,140 australians are waiting for a product that does not exist yet.